I don’t know about you lot; but officially, Spring might have sprunged and the grass might have rizzed, but it’s still pretty nippy around those parts that a good curry ought to reach. Therefore, I think a handy, helpful, homespun hint might add some value to this site (that the previous attempt at alliteration removed – Mrs Chips). So, here’s how to maintain body heat when those about you are shivering their timbers….
Stand with your getaway sticks (thank you Badger) approximately shoulder-width apart. With one hand on your Egginbacon toasty, rotate the other arm as if you were doing windmill impressions. Now rotate the first arm in the opposite direction – allowing the centrifugal force to keep you upright, and the contents of the toasty to spread onto fellow commuters. This simple exercise will keep you warm, attract females of the opposite sex and prevent injury as you pummel the reputation of an Old Master.