Ah, there you are. Good to see you. I see you have a ringside seat. The main event will start shortly. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have any rotten fruit or other missiles, these dead painters won’t know. Just hurl inappropriate captions at his performance.
We have dredged up today’s victim from as far back as the 15th century – depicting the very first operation where sections of the intestine were removed, cured, and used to keep men’s hose from falling down – hence the phrase, “going to have his guts for garters”. s’True as Nyannies folks. You saw it here first.