It’s time to take a break from the horrors and depression of our work-a-day wold and delve into the horrors and depression of consumer television.
Today’s sacrifice is Nicolas Tournier – a 17th century artist.
Look, we drew lots; she won fair and square. She gets to watch the Kardashians tonight. Amos and Pathos, there’s no need to fall on your swords – it’s only one episode. Now if anybody wants me, I’m in another suburb.