The Old Masters – re-interpreted 144

Don’t you just hate those impossibly bouncy personal trainers and energetic athletic coaches with their infuriating, “Right, five, six, seven eight, aanndd….” and then they tell you how many repetitions they want or how many tons they want you to lift.

Well, you’re not getting any of that nonsense here. A lazy stretch is all that is required here, as you reach for you cudgel and avoid the pizza; for it is Wednesday and time to stab a dead painter’s reputation in the back.

With a name like Caravaggio, which sounds more like an Italian camper van than a bloke who paints, it’s reason enough to take out your week’s frustration with an inappropriate caption.

Caravaggio - I'm no doctor mdear but I dont think thats the way to cure a sore throat

Frau Heimlich’s initial manoeuvres to dislodge food stuck in a patient’s throat required some refinement – much to the satisfaction of the attending mortician.


About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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