Is the old morale fluttering at half mast? Is your chin in the ‘up’ position only to keep you from bursting into tears? Do you wish you could raise your spirits enough to just feel down in the dumps? Are you perhaps feeling “Art Broken?
Don’t reach for the Xanax, Valium or the Prozac. Reach for the Natural Alternative! Reach for an Old Master and pummel the stuffing out of his paltry painting effort. You’ll feel so glad you did. Packed with vitamins L, M, A and O and our specially designed ‘slow-release’ version for older readers not so quick on the uptake, Old Masters are the viagra for the upper lip. With only happy side-effects, the Old Masters should be in every doctor’s tool kit. Speak to your pusher now – or simply pop in here for a fix – every Wednesday.
Oh yes – Today’s painter is Jacques-Louis David, again.