The Old Masters – re-interpreted 125

As cutting it goes, this week’s entry is pretty fine. But here we are and we’re not going to miss a flippant misinterpretation of an Old Master for any inconsequentiality. So don the gloves, limber up and come out of your corners fightin’

You know who we haven’t seen for a while? Rembrandt van Rijn, that’s who. Well we, at the Institute unearthed him this a.m. just in time for a good pummelling.

The little known Jocelyn Turpin, Dick's rather flamboyant brother; not as notorious as Dick, but he made an absolute killing during raids when the Royal hairdressers and home improvement consultants travelled to the castle.

The little known Jocelyn Turpin, Dick’s rather flamboyant brother; not as notorious as Dick, but he made an absolute killing during raids when the Royal hairdressers and home improvement consultants travelled to the castle.

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About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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