Well, we might as well do something topical for a change. No, I am not going to make any comment on hunting, canned or otherwise; besides, in ten months the world in general will have forgotten the dentist, so we might as well rub salt in his wounds while we vandalise the intentions of another Old Master.
The supercomputer here at the Institute randomly picked on the artist Jacopo Torni (a quick glance at the painting and it looks as if Panthera leo has Torni-s clothes right off).
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been handed a note by the editor. It seems over 30 000 different visitors have exceeded 50 000 views of this site. I can only say that you all must be very different to find your way here. As a token of my undying gratitude, I submit another Old Master for your amusement. The bloke to blame for this effort is Amedeo Modigliani – and that in itself deserves a jolly good pounding, what?