The Old Masters – re-interpreted 109

Hear ye, hear ye and ye three by yonder tree (quite poetic that); but not ye opening up your browser with a history full of serious stuff ’bout painting and that. Ye are just pretending to know stuff about art but in reality are just a poncy bally philistine.

‘Tis the middle of the week once more and ’tis time to tamper with and tousle the temperaments of the tempera tossers – mainly by misinterpreting their august efforts. Today’s subject of study is a bloke hilariously called Berck.

Floyd's first day in business, taking people for trips around the bay, came to an embarrassing end when the damsels pointed out that his cart wouldn't float and the animal he'd bought was definitely not a sea horse.

Floyd’s first day in business, taking people for trips around the bay, came to an embarrassing end when the damsels pointed out that his cart wouldn’t float and the animal he’d bought was definitely not a sea horse.

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About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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