The Old Masters – re-interpreted 95

Hallo children. Are you sitting comfortably? Michael, do stop trying to look up Susan’s….address in your little notebook. It’s making her feel uncomfortable and unable to do whatever she’s trying to do to the back of George’s head. Susan! Give me those scissors, Susan. George’s hair is NOT too long and no, nor are his ears. George, go to the office and ask for something to stop the bleeding.

Perhaps Susan thought George was a famous artist; and speaking of famous artists, we have, in our misinterpreting midst, one Henry Jamyn Brooks.

Open mic night at the Central Barrister's Guild. "I say, I say, I say. What's the ideal weight for a lawyer? About 2kg, including the urn."

Open mic night at the Central Barrister’s Guild.
“I say, I say, I say. What’s the ideal weight for a lawyer?
About 2kg, including the urn.”


About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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