Hallo children. Are you sitting comfortably? Michael, do stop trying to look up Susan’s….address in your little notebook. It’s making her feel uncomfortable and unable to do whatever she’s trying to do to the back of George’s head. Susan! Give me those scissors, Susan. George’s hair is NOT too long and no, nor are his ears. George, go to the office and ask for something to stop the bleeding.
Perhaps Susan thought George was a famous artist; and speaking of famous artists, we have, in our misinterpreting midst, one Henry Jamyn Brooks.