Right. This meeting will come to order. The first and only item on the agenda this Wednesday (before we adjourn for pizzas and coffee, that is) is the appalling caption posted weakly by some dodgy character who thinks he’s a wit (unfortunately he’s only half right – thanks Emil), defaming the prowess and intentions of the painters of yore.
More I say.
Thus it is that today’s focus of our misguided effort wishes to remain anonymous out of respect to any surviving family members.