The Old Masters – re-interpreted 68

Clearly there is no limit to my efficiency. While my Antipodean Reader is waking to a Wednesday morning, which I hope is a happy one, we are bidding Tuesday goodnight as we put the cat out (it was smouldering by the front door and we didn’t want the smoke to spread) and we draw the bedclothes a little tighter.

Here is your image for the weekly Wednesday Old Master Target Practice. Remember, aim well, conserve ammunition and take no prisoners.

No dear I distinctly heard you order the prawns WITH the Neapolitan sauce - You can't blame the waiters for everything.

No dear I distinctly heard you order the prawns WITH the Neapolitan sauce – You can’t blame the waiters for everything.


About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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