The Old Masters – re-interpreted 67

“It’s quiet out there Carruthers”
“You’re right Carstairs. Too damn quiet. “

I couldn’t agree more. A quick constitutional around the Old Masters’ cemeteries reveals that they all appear to be decomposing in peace; and I’m afraid that is quite unacceptable. It’s time to get ’em revolving in their graves with another misinterpretation.

This week it’s the turn of a bloke saddled with the name Jean Baptiste Greuze. No, I don’t know how to pronounce it either

I'm not saying you're a bad cook Ma - but this is the 4th dog we've had this week!!

I’m not saying you’re a bad cook Ma – but this is the 4th dog we’ve had this week!!

About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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