“Put down your knitting, the book or the broom…”
It’s time to malign another Old Master, old chum.
No, you don’t have to sing the rest of the song, Simon Cowell and his supercilious attitude are safely somewhere else and it’s time to don our own supercilious demeanour.
I have no idea who this week’s Old Master is; but that has never stopped us before. What matters is that the artist is probably dead and is in no position to defend himself or his works.
THE EDITORS – GARDENER’S WEEKLY…
“Come now Eustice! That Hefner chap isn’t a complete fool y’know. Inserting a centrefold into Gardener’s Weekly might be slightly off topic; but she is bound to increase our sales and swell the coffers.”
… “Capital idea George! I can feel an improvement in my circulation already.”
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