The Old Masters – re-interpreted 54

By Jove, by golly, by gum, by jingo, by George, by… the way. It’s that time of the week again when we take out our frustrations on an absent Old Master. They may or may not be innocent (probably the latter), but the main thing is, they’re not here to defend themselves; which is all the better for us wimps as some of those old geezers looked pretty fierce if you ask me.

Today we bash old Rembrandt van Rijn – again.

Anyone know where the Alka Seltzer - I'm sure that KFC was off. Servants' heads will roll for this.

Anyone know where the Alka Seltzer is – I’m sure that KFC was off. Servants’ heads will roll for this.


About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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