Ah yes. Do come in. We’ve been expecting you. Let me take your hat and coat. If we don’t get enough for them we might have to raffle your shoes as well. Pull up a cudgel and prepare to bludgeon the reputation of the next Old Master.
This week, we get snotty with a Flemish artist (Snotty? Flem-ish? No one?… Not a sausage). Well anyway, his name was Michiel Sweerts.