The Old Masters – re-interpreted 44

With misdirection, miscommunication and malignment abounding in political circles throughout the planet and in almost every other area of our lives, we plebs cannot be left out of the fun. There is no better place to start than by shredding the reputation of an defenceless Old Master. This week we leave old Rembrandt to rest in peace and pick on someone else. I don’t know his name (you clever bods might), but that has never stopped us in the past.

In a shocking move, Josh Groban attacks Celiine Dion's neck during an exclusive  soirée -  prematurely ending the performance and tragically providing yet more material for the recent flurry of nauseating vampire movies.

In a shocking move,  after a backhand with a blunt instrument, to wit, a violin, Josh Groban attacks Celiine Dion’s neck during an exclusive soirée in upper Hollywood – prematurely ending the performance and tragically providing yet more material for the recent flurry of nauseating vampire movies.

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About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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3 Responses to The Old Masters – re-interpreted 44

  1. mikesteeden says:

    “I do wish you’d use a facial tissue to wipe your nose darling for my shoulder blades will, if I am not mistaken, be wretched and covered with your snot!”

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