The Old Masters – re-interpreted 37

Happy Wednesday to all my readers (well ok, both of you). It’s the middle of the week and it’s downhill from here until Friday so relax, sit back….oops…sorry. You really must fix the backrest on that chair….. and have another crack at the good intentions of an Old Master. Today it’s Sandro Botticelli…..

Apparently she sells quite a lot more than sea shells by the sea shore in summer....and in winter she's sure to have a chilly botty...

Apparently she sells quite a lot more than sea shells by the sea shore in summer….and in winter she’s sure to have a chilly botty…Ok, I’ll clam up now.

About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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5 Responses to The Old Masters – re-interpreted 37

  1. mikesteeden says:

    Oi, get back in your shell you’re attracting the flies!

  2. madmcmax says:

    And the main sales point of this 1.6litre drophead coupe clamshell design is the hijack-deterrent inflatable woman for the passenger seat.

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