Good afternoon listeners, and welcome to another terrific match here at the Oval where the Plebs Eleven are taking on the Old Masters; and giving them a sound thrashing. You join us for the final ball of the over – and possibly the match…[pause] Rembrandt facing, hoping to notch up a few runs to save face….. In comes the bowler from the grandstand end… picking up his pace. Tension is positively palpable here…. He bowls….
What a delivery! A full toss and…yes he’s out! Van Rijn is definitely out. Didn’t stand a chance against that masterful googly.
And with that, it’s back to the studio.