The Old Masters – re-interpreted 27

As the last few hours of Wednesday tick away into the past, I’m slipping this violation of an Old Master in to maintain this fine old tradition.

Far be it from me to argue with you Your Maj, but a simple pedi is definitely not going to cure the ingrowing toenail.

Far be it from me to argue with you Your Maj, but a simple pedi is definitely not going to cure the ingrowing toenail.

About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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10 Responses to The Old Masters – re-interpreted 27

  1. professor VJDuke says:

    How much is it worth? The professor feels it must be priceless. He can tell…

  2. Highly unlikely sir, highly unlikely. This old cat belongs to a pride that has a penchant for pastries, paté and percolated coffee. So unless you walked past his thorn tree enveloped in a mushroom duxelle and enrobed in a butter puff pastry (at which time this lion would be consumed with concern and offer the goodly Prof the number of a reputable therapist) you’d be completely safe.

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