An Old Master Re-interpreted 09

It is Wednesday again and time to galumph about the delicate and colourful garden of Art with our hobnailed boots – overturning the sensitivites of those fine, refined and erudite persons who know stuff about art, and reinterpreting the intentions of the Old Masters.

A lively little aperitif, madam, with bold notes of Windolene and a suggestion of diesel on the nose - This Mampoer has also been known to improve your bouzouki playing....[Mampoer is the South African equivalent of Moonshine or Poitin/Poteen]

The ’58 is a lively little aperitif, madam, with bold notes of Windolene and diesel, but with a suggestion of peaches on the nose.  – This Mampoer has also been known to improve one’s bouzouki playing, and is ideal for removing grease marks from the garage floor.

For the uninitiated, Mampoer is the South African equivalent of Moonshine or Poitin/Poteen

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About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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4 Responses to An Old Master Re-interpreted 09

  1. No, dear, you drink it, don’t shove it up your nose…

  2. Leon says:

    How many more glasses of this stuff did you say I must swallow before I can play like you, Mr Clapton?

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