Monthly Archives: February 2011

For busy South African execs. Stock Market Report

I know you all care, so I thought I’d let you know… my Stock Market software crashed. To resolve this, I have to download a massive file (159Megabytes), and owing to the excruciatingly slow bandwidth (thanks for the exhorbitant non-service … Continue reading

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Naked chicks – explicit photos. Not suitable for Mynas.

There are clearly no levels too low, no depths of unspeakable depravity too deep; or to which I would I would not sink, to gain more readers.  Here then, for your lascivious viewing pleasure – the naked chicks… Coloured ones … Continue reading

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Woolworths – A sad, sad situation.

…or why I’m fed up with their very ‘unfresh’ produce. I don’t think there’s a sane person in South Africa who thinks our economy is all tickety boo. Even brainless imbeciles who do presidential impressions have at least a shred … Continue reading

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How to be a criminal in Malawi…

No blog is complete without a good dose of lavatorial humour. This one is no exception http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html We at the Institute can now reveal that we are directly responsible for this travesty of justice. The findings of our research were … Continue reading

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