A-Team trailer – gasp!

I have just (within the last minute) seen the trailer for the release of the A-Team. It appears that Liam Neeson will be playing the part of Hannibal.

How easy it is to forget that somewhere in Hollywood, a family may be suffering such unspeakable shortage that the breadwinner is reduced to prostituting his thespian talents in such a manner. Or maybe he was doing a favour for a friend. We’ll probably never know.

Please keep the Neeson family close to your hearts at this time.

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3 Responses to A-Team trailer – gasp!

  1. The Lass, Sass says:

    **GASP**
    SMACK SMACK FLYING B*TCH SLAP

    You cannot, ever, run down the A Team. Those dudes rock!

    I am sure if Shakespeare had had a mohawk then he might have been cool too. But alas, he was too focused on using words. Tsk Tsk Shakespeare. Tsk Tsk.

    • [Tenderly rubbing smacked cheek]
      In the spirit of tolerance and international human rights, I wll try to understand this.

      It is indeed possible that I am unable to comprehend the underlying imagery, or references to pertinent issues of angst besetting the viewership at large. I am certainly unable to grasp any additional dimensions of the plot.

      Historically, I remembered each episode to begin with a distressed chick/family/pensioner, unable to resist the intimidations of some unscrupulous louse (or gang of lice). Enter the A-Team – heroes in VERY plain clothes, if you will – each sporting endearing psychological shortfalls. In short (but entertaining) order, the “scumbag fools” are dispatched with cornea searing pyrotechnics and stunts; and the aforementioned damsel sinks into Face’s arms acquiescing to his irrisistable charms. [Alert readers will notice the subtle rhyming there. Just thought I’d mention it.]

      I concede that Will Shake failed miserably to create drama of such magnitude, but remember it was early days in the theatre and not even Othello had BA’s gold reserves.

      I suspect I shall be receiving a visit from Baracus, Murdoch et al, with instructions from you to adjust my attitude – manually if necessary – towards them.

  2. The Lass, Sass says:

    skop skiet en boom klim
    ’nuff said.

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