And on the third day…..

And on the third day the master of the house came upon the dryer as was his custom and lo, there hung before him, several pieces of biltong.

And he taketh-ed a piece and in a reverential manner, did cut it into thin slices – and he did taste thereof. Once he had done this, he raised his voice unto Mrs Chips and he said unto her, “Blixem, this is lekker!” For it was so.


About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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2 Responses to And on the third day…..

  1. sassy lass says:

    Goddam postal service must have lost my special piece. I just simply know you MUST have sent….

    • Absolutely Sass,
      I distinctly remember wrapping a couple of kilos in the plain brown wrapper and posting it off to you…..[see my nose grow right there?]

      If you EVER find your way to this neck of the woods – let me know in advance and I promise to make you some.

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