El Condor Pasta – A Parody

Earlier this evening I was presented with an image of a woman of considerable proportions (an image I shall not share as I think her behind is currently being surveyed as a car park.

However, seeing this…. vision of…um… voluptuousness, made me think of Simon and Garfunkle for some reason – and caused me to pen the following thoughts…

El CONDOR PASTA (Buzzard Tagliatelle)

I’d rather be her necklace than her thong
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would

I’d rather be her handbag than sarong
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would

CHORUS
To weigh, I’d hate to see her weigh
Like a whale that’s run aground
That mass she’s going to have to lose
That breaking scale
A deafening sound
A deafening sound

I’d rather be the ceiling than her seat
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would

I’d hate to be the scale beneath her feet
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would
CHORUS

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About Freud Fission Chips

Despite the banality of the name, FFC has led an intensely varied life. Grateful for surviving almost three years as a 'troepie' (soldier for non-South African Readers) in the Angolan war, he determined to wring as much out of life as possible. Currently providing Business Analysis services, trading on the stock market and developing web pages to pay the bills, FFC also dabbles in wildlife, landscape and people photography, writing, and far too many interests for his own good. He has also travelled extensively in southern Africa (working on the sound theory that a moving target is more dificult to hit). These peregrinations also include over 1500kms on foot through some of the worlds most spectacular scenery. It hasn't all been plain sailing, beer and skittles, and endless beds of roses... Chief amongst the prerequisites for surviving Africa, with its mind-bending characteristics, is an appropriate sense of humour.... So, for now, he will be recounting the amusing among the annoying, the frustrating wrapped in the funny and extracting the mirth from the melancholy... Oh yes, there might be some alliteration too.
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